Friday, January 25, 2008

I'm so mad at my Secretary!

So the other day, the most awesomest thing that could ever happen to anybody, happened to me. I have a dartboard up in my office for those moments when I need a break. I was taking a dart break yesterday and I threw a bulls-eye. I was pretty proud of myself. I thought, "There's no way lightning strikes twice in the same place," right? WRONG!!! I threw the next dart, and magic happened! The tip of the dart stuck into the flight of the previously mentioned bulls-eye dart (the "flight" is the wings of the dart for those of you who don't play). You don't believe me? I have proof! This is a picture I took from my cell phone:



Unfortunately the attorney that usually plays darts with me is out of town until Monday. So I decided that I was going to keep the darts in the board to prove to him how freaking amazing I am. And then the worst thing you could possible imagine happened! My secretary, I'll call her Clarice to protect her identity, came into my office to drop off a new case list. She then proceeds over to the dart board and before I could say anything, she pulls the darts out of the board!!! She says, "Do you mind if I try throwing a few?" I couldn't say anything because my throat was closing up from the anger. She basically ruined my life. I've calmed down now and at least I still have photographic evidence of my greatest life achievement. Whew! It feels good to get that out! That is all...

6 comments:

Kiley said...

Bran I'm glad to see all of our student loan money and me working my butt off to put you through law school goes into playing darts!!

Brandon said...

I would understand your concern if I wasn't so freaking good at it!

Holley and Brandon said...

Ki, Brandon has a point. At least you know if the law thing doesn't work out he always has darts to fall back on!

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Jason, Sara, & London said...

That @#$%*! Seriously! At least you have the picture to prove it. Your little Hadley is getting so big and so cute. We miss you guys!

Shelise said...

Ok I was seriously cracking up when I was reading this. Congratulations at being awesome.