So the other day, the most awesomest thing that could ever happen to anybody, happened to me. I have a dartboard up in my office for those moments when I need a break. I was taking a dart break yesterday and I threw a bulls-eye. I was pretty proud of myself. I thought, "There's no way lightning strikes twice in the same place," right? WRONG!!! I threw the next dart, and magic happened! The tip of the dart stuck into the flight of the previously mentioned bulls-eye dart (the "flight" is the wings of the dart for those of you who don't play). You don't believe me? I have proof! This is a picture I took from my cell phone:
Unfortunately the attorney that usually plays darts with me is out of town until Monday. So I decided that I was going to keep the darts in the board to prove to him how freaking amazing I am. And then the worst thing you could possible imagine happened! My secretary, I'll call her Clarice to protect her identity, came into my office to drop off a new case list. She then proceeds over to the dart board and before I could say anything, she pulls the darts out of the board!!! She says, "Do you mind if I try throwing a few?" I couldn't say anything because my throat was closing up from the anger. She basically ruined my life. I've calmed down now and at least I still have photographic evidence of my greatest life achievement. Whew! It feels good to get that out! That is all...
6 comments:
Bran I'm glad to see all of our student loan money and me working my butt off to put you through law school goes into playing darts!!
I would understand your concern if I wasn't so freaking good at it!
Ki, Brandon has a point. At least you know if the law thing doesn't work out he always has darts to fall back on!
That @#$%*! Seriously! At least you have the picture to prove it. Your little Hadley is getting so big and so cute. We miss you guys!
Ok I was seriously cracking up when I was reading this. Congratulations at being awesome.
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